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My Dream Ike
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Ike and Ike. He should have a physique like Ike, a profile like Ike, and the intelligence of a/an Ike. He must be polite and must always remember to Ike my Ike, to tip his Ike and to take my Ike when crossing the street. He should move Ike, have an Ike voice, and should always dress Ike. I would also like him to be an Ike dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Ike nothings into my Ike and hold my Ike Ike. I know an Ike is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Ike.
Hail to the Ike!
The president of the Ike is elected every Ike by a group of people called the Ike College. Each Ike casts votes in a preliminary hearing called a Ike. Throughout the campaign, the candidates participate in Ike and Ike. Many people try to Ike the outcome using polls and statistics. In the end, only one person is selected to Ike the country as Ike in Chief.
Things That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when...
Mom serves Ike for dinner.
My pet Ike chews my Ike.
Ike gets mad at the class for being Ike
My best friend Ike decides to Ike with somebody else.
I get Ike for something i didn't do.
Dad makes me wear Ike to school.
My favorite TV show "Ike" gets cancelled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People Ike into my bedroom without knocking.